"Oh God, Reeg, it was awful. That Aiken thing put his hands on me. I wanted to just VOMIT!"
Regis thought to himself, "Damn, what I wouldn't give to have Kathie Lee back."
"Sweetie, you've done the same thing to me a thousand times."
Kelly rolled her eyes and flipped her hair back, "But Reeg...my hands haven't been down a man's pants...oh wait, there was that one time when Mark was backstage..."
Their conversation is interrupted by a caterwaul....
"REEEEGIS!! KELLY!!! IT'S MEEEE!!!!"
Both hosts turned white. It was their stalker..again.
Regis quickly regained his composure and called for security, "You God Damn assholes get that thing out of here..NOW!!!
As the 5 security guards hauled the 500 lb man thing out the back door he started wailing plaintiffly, 'BUT REG!! I was there at your wedding!!! I know Liza!! and Whitney!! And Kelly!!! I was there at your wedding to Mark..and at your honeymoon...and down the street from your house...and even in your bedroom one time sniffing, er wearing Mark's underwear...."
Kelly shook her head, "How many times has Rockhead snuck backstage now, 6 or 7?"
"I don't know, but how the heck does someone that large get past security all the time?"
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With so much activity going on, on the various boards, one might expect an interested blogger to chime in with it from time to time. Disappointing.
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